dirty sock water

When irene makes French press coffee for herself and no one else

Irene made some dirty sock water again

by Ryderman1234 October 31, 2017

dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

by Freddie Mercy March 1, 2014

Dirty Sock Surprise

Same as a normal sock surprise, however, it is done with a used sock and going commando. The resulting odor can be used as either an aphrodisiac or as a way to disorientate your new friend.

guy 1: Did you pull off that sock surprise last night?
guy 2: You bet!...but I did a dirty sock surprise. As soon as I pulled that magic out and she caught a whiff, it was as if candles lit the room and kenny g played played a single breath solo...she didn't care about the size of my penis anymore, love was in the air!

by james_m October 29, 2014

the dirty sock

(n) a sock, sometimes used communally, in which one uses to contain ejaculatory fluids.

"I shot my massive load into the dirty sock."

by Aeron Nobodie January 21, 2003

Playing with the dirty sock

another term for masturbation

"I wanna play with the dirty sock..."

by Aeron January 21, 2003

dirty pink sock

When you prolapse your anus after taking a poop.

I went to the bathroom to do a #2 and I found myself with a dirty pink sock after from how large the poop was.

by Wedge AnTRILLies May 4, 2018

Dirty reverse donkey sock

After the male preforms anal sex he pulls out and punches the female in the back of the head watching her pink sock contract

"What did you do last night?"
"Dirty reverse donkey sock"
"nice nice"

by omniscientwordguru November 11, 2009