If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

If The River's Red, Try The Dirt Track Instead

Comical saying. Means if your woman's flowing, do her up the arse.

Dave: Man, I can't have sex with Lucy at the moment, she's having her period!
Phil: So what? If the river's red, try the dirt track instead!

by Public Enemy Number 42 May 3, 2008

Dirt Trackin'

When a guy gets brown stripes in the FRONT Of his underwear due to participation in anal sex

Hope mom doesn't do my laundry today, l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and l don't want to explain.

by Ruswals November 5, 2023

dirt tracking

Sexual Intercourse practiced by 2 males.
Or, Anal Sex practiced by a hetrosexual couple.

The river ran red, so I took the dirt track instead.
She was filthy and up for anything so I went dirt tracking.

by Muncle Stev July 2, 2006

Dirt Tracker

Someone Who is Particularly Interested In Anal Sex

Guy 1 : ERRR That Guys Bummin That Other Guy
Guy 2 : Yeah...What A Dirt Tracker

by Im Not a Dirt Tracker March 8, 2008

dirt trackin'

When a guy's underwear has brown stripes in FRONT from participating in anal sex

I hope mom doesn't do my laundry today,,l woke up DIRT TRACKIN' and don’t want to explain.

by Ruswals November 5, 2023

up the dirtrack

Having anal sex with man or women.

(kick) I'm going up the dirtrack.

by definor December 7, 2006