Ghetto people who come into Wendy's on welfare cheque day and order biggie-sized combos for their whole family and then yell at you cause you don't sell orange pop anymore. Usually from Remington Park in Windsor, Ontario.
"Great its the first of the month, that means all the fuckin dirt squirrels from the park are coming in tonight."
by amac March 31, 2005
Get the dirt squirrelmug. Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. by Sin Dz Nuts March 8, 2023
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. A Yee-Yee motherfucker, typically a male, who drives a shitty truck, wears boots and a Confederate flag hat everyday.
by Csmax August 13, 2019
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
by frailninja March 16, 2016
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug. A very specific group of attractive young women in their early twenties from norfolk county. Dirt squirrels are intelligent, sexy, funny, and loyal friends who like to party hard and get "rooked" on occasion. These dirt squirrels can be categorized further depending on their squirrelish qualities (for example: mama squirrel, sexy squirrel, stoner squirrel etc.). Also famously known for being way better than any pack of dirty wolves.
" I love you all my dirty dirt squirrel"
by dirtiestdirtsquirrel October 24, 2011
Get the dirt squirrelmug. A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.
by GLfoLife April 30, 2013
Get the Dirt Squirrelmug.