Dirt Squirrel

A typically shorter, unkempt, unwashed, tatted-up individual who will more than likely fuck you in the ass and steal your wallet. May go by the first name Simon or Tom.
"You're gonna have to buy my lunch today, I went home with a dirt squirrel last night"
by GLfoLife April 30, 2013
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Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.
Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .

Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
by Kmd89 January 16, 2016
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The Drink!

- quarter white wine
- fill with white gin until half cup.
- drop shot of baileys caramel.

cool, we got the gin and wine, now drop that shot, and lets get shmeggggered Dirt Squirrel
by MCundies March 27, 2008
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One who enjoys getting dirty working on dirty cars and drinking drinking dirty beer. A term founded in Atlantic Canada it is not meant to be negative but a humorous way to describe friends.
You guys are a bunch of Dirt Squirrels.

I don't understand you Dirt Squirrels.

Honie is a perfect example of a Dirt Squirrel!
by Dewie-the-Dirt-Squirrel November 05, 2009
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A dirt squirrel is a person who exhibits rather irritating annoying behavior amongst others. They tend to have dirty bum holes, poo stained underwear and have unnecessarily large amounts of hair located over the mustache area of the face and lower regions south of the belt buckle. The word can be used in Context

"Wow Hailey you really are a dirt squirrel" or " Hey stop buying smoothies you dirt squirrels" or "Hey shock ramp your a ming mang Dirt Squirrel"
Dirt Squirrel
by thatsrightmate April 14, 2010
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Similar to a Red Neck, a Dirt Squirrel is poor, uneducated and uncouth. The difference is Dirt Squirrel's have dirty necks and can't actually achieve a "red neck." More commonly found in the Rural southwest regions of the USA. Most notably being from Arizona. Dirt Squirrels rarely bathe. Often crooked teeth but always yellowish tartar build up and bad breath. Live in dirty, cluttered and over crowded conditions.
Look at those Dirt Squirrels over there Dirt Squirreling it up!
by wci2003 April 12, 2019
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A Dirt Squirrel is someone who is passionate about any sport that is performed in the Dirt. Prerunners, Baja, Bmx, Mtb, Rc, Moto, Rally, Rock Crawling, Atv, Utv, Sprint cars. You get the idea.
Did you see those Dirt Squirrels going huge!!
by lukie_dude April 27, 2015
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