A self-designated holiday taken to restore the self respect that was kicked to the curb by an inhuman act so generously offered by an egotistical boss who treats everyone like shit.
Yeah, I had to take a dignity day yesterday because my boss was such an asshole! He humiliated me in front of everyone during my own presentation.
by downtown hoodie July 29, 2009
Get the dignity day mug.A euphemistic term for any material (although most commonly a tissue) used to clean up after oneself post auto-eroticism.
Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.
While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.
Use in the singular is consistent even if more than one tissue is required for the mop up.
While most commonly applicable to, it is not male exclusive.
After masturbating for the ninth time before noon, David realized this is what his life had amounted to after getting dumped by his half-blind, socially awkward, deaf, mute, perpetually stoned girlfriend.
Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.
Considering ending it all there, he gazed down at the mess he had just unleashed and heaved a great sigh. The thought of being found dead covered in his own ejaculate quickly dissuaded him. Reaching for a piece of dignity cloth, he slowly cleaned and pulled himself back together.
by French Peasant October 5, 2010
Get the Dignity Cloth mug.1.) a term used when one desperately desires the physical company of another (regardless of whether or not such an act is be prohibited by the existence of long distance boyfriend/girlfriend) and tries to achieve this through texting
2.) When, after consuming alcohol or illicit substances, you decide to text inappropriate things to inappropriate people. The loss of dignity is especially mortifying if no response is ever received. Typically followed by vows to never drink again the following morning after checking your outbox.
3.) Drunk texting gone very, very bad. If "hey boy" by the Blow has ever seemed like it could be your theme song, you've probably texted away your dignity
2.) When, after consuming alcohol or illicit substances, you decide to text inappropriate things to inappropriate people. The loss of dignity is especially mortifying if no response is ever received. Typically followed by vows to never drink again the following morning after checking your outbox.
3.) Drunk texting gone very, very bad. If "hey boy" by the Blow has ever seemed like it could be your theme song, you've probably texted away your dignity
hungover girl: "ugh look what i texted to deleted boy last night! and he never texted anything back?! oh god i'm going to have to hide from him forever"
her friend: "wow, way to text away your dignity"
her friend: "wow, way to text away your dignity"
by ohshitdidireallyjustsendthat? July 13, 2007
Get the text away your dignity mug.1. A proper sense of pride and self-respect.
2. Seriousness, respectfulness, or formality in somebody's behavior and bearing.
3. The condition of being worthy of respect, esteem, or honor.
4. The respect or honor that a high rank or position should be shown.
5. A high rank, position, or honor.
2. Seriousness, respectfulness, or formality in somebody's behavior and bearing.
3. The condition of being worthy of respect, esteem, or honor.
4. The respect or honor that a high rank or position should be shown.
5. A high rank, position, or honor.
What dignity is...
1. Self-respect.
2. Seriousness.
3. Worthyness.
4. What you're supposed to show someone of great power.
1. Self-respect.
2. Seriousness.
3. Worthyness.
4. What you're supposed to show someone of great power.
by Jafje April 15, 2007
Get the Dignity mug.by Someothersmartass April 13, 2017
Get the Dignity mug.by graceiscoolio June 14, 2017
Get the dayginity mug.Strings of divinity is a indie 2d rpg game made by Lightsaber09 who owns Gigsjaw, it involves the player doing quests in a small town and grinding their way up
Person one: hey have you checked out that cool game Strings of Divinity | Spell Plauge?
Person 2: Yeah it’s so cool! I even told my friends about it.
Person 2: Yeah it’s so cool! I even told my friends about it.
by TheMythicalGreg March 20, 2021
Get the Strings of divinity mug.