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Dickeater

someone thats swagger jacking or copying somebody elses style.
someone thats real joe about someone one else ability
Guy 1: Lil wayne is the best rapper alive.
Guy 2: there you go dickeating dude again
Theres a thin line between fan and dickeater and I think your flirting with it.
by Antonio Porterfield April 1, 2008
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Dickaversary

Celebrating a year from the day you get dicked down for the first time
Sam: Hey tommy! Have you heard it’s our dickaversary

Tommy: Our what

Sam: you know a year from the day
by Mama maya and father josh November 27, 2019
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dickbagery

The act of being a dickbag.
There is dickbagery afoot.
by Lunar Waneshaft April 27, 2008
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Dicktaker

An individual who partakes and enjoys penis in his butt.
A: Hey, Grawp, what are you doing tonight?
B: Hey dude, i think I'm down to take some dicks tonight.
A: Aw man, you're such a Dicktaker!
by Not_the_dt_forever September 13, 2011
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dickwater

Here honey, I just made you a nice glass of dickwater.
by Z CUP November 9, 2007
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Dickonvert

Dickonverting is the act of a straight man converting a lesbian to straighthood with his penis.
Horndog: "Man, that lesbian is so hot. Too bad I can't have her."
Pro: "Now you can."
Horndog: "How?"
Pro: "I dickonverted her."
by DaffyGKH June 7, 2013
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dick waver

1. A guy being an often overly blatant, annoying, aggressive, belligerent, and/or rude human being based on some level in masculine dominance or behavior or what may be seen by some as such. They range in styles from stealthiness/backstabbing to in your face, the physically challenging to verbally or emotionally challenging, etc. They come in many flavors, but what they have in common is being contemptible or undesirable pieces of shit that deserve a punch in the balls. Also known as an ass, asshole, jackass, prick, dick, jagoff, jackoff, dipshit, shit for brains, and sometimes chauvanist.

2. A guy who likes the attention and the admiration of women, using his sex appeal to get the attention of women, which often being that most men have their brains down there, acts as a metaphorical compass for the best piece of pie they can get.

Essentially men in fighting with one another are subtly competing to see who has the bigger dick or in the latter, using their eyes and it to what a lot of them really want.

I partially derived this from the late and great stand-up genius known as George Carlin who said something along the lines to the effect of "War is just a bunch of men standing around in a battlefield waving their pricks around!"
1. Man, I don't give a shit about that damn dick waver in the UFC show on Spike TV thinking he's so damn special! I'm turning this shit off!

2. Look at the dick waver thinking he's something! Just configuring his phallic guide to the next woman!
by Jack694 December 5, 2009
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