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Dicknapping

1. When a woman knowingly lies with a man who is beholden to another, with specific intent of actualizing divorce once both parties are caught in the act.
2. The act of separating a man from his penis so as to hold it for ransom.
Wife to adulteress, upon catching said party engaging her spouse mid-coitus: "Ain't gon' be no motherfucking dicknapping up in this motherfucker. Please believe."

"Damn girl, I see Lorena Bobbit, but I woulda dicknapped that backwoods motherfucker for all he was worth."
by Hishungness June 18, 2013
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dicktoxing

When you are done with dicks and men that want to talk about their dicks (penises) or dick size. Taking a break to flush the system.
I'm sorry Natalie, but I will be dicktoxing for another few weeks so please do not try to set me up with your friend George.
by Ballsonchin November 16, 2014
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Dicktoxing

The act of abstaining from sex and or a dick attached to a toxic male so you can focus on yourself.
I am owning my power, my body and dicktoxing.
by LadyJLee1009 July 6, 2021
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Dicktoeing

Quite dicktoeing around it's time to get busy.
by NastyN8G January 6, 2024
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