A notorious warzone cowboy clan that take no prisoners and fucks every cowboy butt in sight. Typically you can find them in farmland looking for fresh guile butt or hanging out with their cocks out on top of hospital. Be warned, these dick hards will drop your pants and fuck your butt so fast your head spins
by Cowboyfuckboy January 18, 2021
1) to tell someone to fuck off by means of ignoring them, and giving there drama zero attention.
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
2) to stand firm on your conviction. that your right no matter what anyone else says
by Josiah Van Dien May 08, 2010
What one says when one has had enough of someone's shit with whom they are conversing electronically.
Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.
Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
Popularized by a prank caller on YouTube who recorded previous soundboarded phone calls against an irate black man. Using said recordings, the prankster called the irate black man and proceeded to use the man's own prerecorded voice to prank call himself. The defined phrase was uttered in the slew of hilarious, foul-mouthed ramblings of the man.
Search 'Irate Black Guy Calls Himself' on YouTube to hear the phrase.
by Tyrone B. Anthony July 25, 2011
by big baby jesus February 23, 2004
Tom: "What do you think of this food"
Jim: "Do you want the hard dick?"
Tom: "yes I spent a while cooking it I want the truth!"
Jim: "it's fucking horrible."
Jim: "Do you want the hard dick?"
Tom: "yes I spent a while cooking it I want the truth!"
Jim: "it's fucking horrible."
by Bighate March 03, 2015
Either:
a) A misspelling for hard disk. Usually ends up extremely funny to whoever is reading it because of the second definition...
b) A erection.
a) A misspelling for hard disk. Usually ends up extremely funny to whoever is reading it because of the second definition...
b) A erection.
a) (as you might see on a tech support forum somewhere) my hard dick wont boot up?!?!?!? what's wrong!?#@?? help!!!!
b) Viagra will give you a hard dick...
b) Viagra will give you a hard dick...
by very amused... August 13, 2007
HARD DICK- noun
Middle aged to older man, usually divorced multiple times, frequents bars that cater to a much younger, hipper crowd. Will be found leaning against the prime drink ordering spot at the bar. This is to insinuate himself into conversations between younger, clearly out of his league, women, with what he thinks is witty banter. This Hard Dick will be shot down repeatedly, even by very intoxicated women.
Typical attire will include: Member’s Only jacket, polo shirt, poly blend slacks, and boat shoes.
Accoutrements: Wall Street Journal, Blackberry, Corvette key fob with a Honda car key, watch that appears to be a Rolex but will either be a knock off or the least expensive model made.
Irritates all bartenders with his overly familiar comments, and does not tip well. Male equivalent to the Female “Bar Fly.” Must be swept out with the trash.
If you are approached by the Hard Dick, a stern “NO!” accompanied by a sharp snap of the fingers will stun him long enough to make an escape. Do not accept his offer of a cocktail, as this only encourages further conversation and bad behavior.
Middle aged to older man, usually divorced multiple times, frequents bars that cater to a much younger, hipper crowd. Will be found leaning against the prime drink ordering spot at the bar. This is to insinuate himself into conversations between younger, clearly out of his league, women, with what he thinks is witty banter. This Hard Dick will be shot down repeatedly, even by very intoxicated women.
Typical attire will include: Member’s Only jacket, polo shirt, poly blend slacks, and boat shoes.
Accoutrements: Wall Street Journal, Blackberry, Corvette key fob with a Honda car key, watch that appears to be a Rolex but will either be a knock off or the least expensive model made.
Irritates all bartenders with his overly familiar comments, and does not tip well. Male equivalent to the Female “Bar Fly.” Must be swept out with the trash.
If you are approached by the Hard Dick, a stern “NO!” accompanied by a sharp snap of the fingers will stun him long enough to make an escape. Do not accept his offer of a cocktail, as this only encourages further conversation and bad behavior.
“I don’t care how thirsty you are Trix! If you take that beer, that Hard Dick will follow us around all night. He’s a total cock block.”
by Dirty Lulu November 29, 2007