stiffer than a honeymoon dick

Something that is very sturdy, extremely solid.

After installing some conduit and supporting it: " Now Matt , I'm gonna tell you what,that right there is stiffer than a honeymoon dick!"

by Raider Matt May 13, 2017

dicksniffer

One who savors the scent of penis.

Matt was such a dicksniffer, he had forgotten the odor of pussy.

by Richie Sambora July 11, 2003