Dick Fart

"It was about as rare as a Dick Fart"

by Bilbo January 31, 2004

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When your penis sneezes and you get jelly everywhere

I had a nasty dick fart the other day, blasted my entire room!

by BOD4Life April 14, 2010

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dick fart

Someone who smells like they came out of someone's dick;smells like piss or cum

Shut up you boner-biting dick-fart fuck-face

by Benignvirus June 14, 2004

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when a man or woman bends over and farts on an another's dick; often used as a sexual aphrodisiac.

Josh like to dick fart with other men late at night.

by Mark K Hermann September 27, 2009

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Old English term for when gas erupts from a mans penis

John was so close to cumming that he had a dick fart

by Richard BUrnish January 08, 2017

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When your dick farts and then rubs on a nigger that happens to be homosexual and likes it when a penis touches his left ear

by UrbanEnglish December 08, 2017

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Expelling audible air from ones member. As heard and seen on The Dirty Twig Show.

The Dirty Twig farted out of his dick. He dick farted

by The Dirty Twig Show November 10, 2007

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