Dick ditching dyke

A woman who is married to a man for 40 years comes out to be lesbian.
David, I am going to have to leave you because I am a dick ditching dyke
by Doobery! June 29, 2011
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Ditch Dick

The male counterpart of a mudcricket.
Ain't nothing but mud rickets and ditch dick out here in Mudfest.
by TSmartGuy November 18, 2021
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Dick ditched

When a guy ditches you to hang out with his friends.
Female equivalent to being bitch ditched.
"Want to go out Lisa, I've been dick ditched!"
by Mindy B. April 24, 2008
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