waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb. From The Ween Song, Waving My Dick in the Wind

"So I just sat there in the horse costume waving my dick in the wind"

"Look at Tim, he's waving his dick in the wind"

by P.I. Staker August 4, 2007

Dick winded

The act of inflating a used fleshlight, then blowing the air out towards somebody else.

Dude, I totally dick winded her last night!

by Thotomas prime March 1, 2019

Like a dick in the wind

A phrase referring to an object, person, or animal that is moving in a spontaneous or an otherwise unnatural motion.

Steve's character ragdolled like a dick in the wind when we were playing earlier.

by Devmonsterone January 31, 2024

Wind dick

The term used when you get wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick last time he went to the beach”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018

wind dick

The term used when you gut wind burn on your dick from flashing people out of the window of your car

“I heard David got a really bad case of wind dick when he went to the beach last year”

by Dick pickle May 26, 2018