dick weed

1.) An intensely stupid person.
2.) A rare breed of plant

Careful not to mix the dick weed with the pussy willows, or you'll get a whole lot of CUM-kwat!!

by PamieLynne May 18, 2005

dick weed

Any person usually a male who insist in makein his presence known where ever he goes usually resulting in everyone think hes a complete douchebag.

Dickweed: wow im the best beer pong player ever

Group: wow this fuckin kids a god damn dick weed.

by jr3117 September 08, 2006

dick weed

A weed that grows when the wind blows. Usually grown in the southern states, it has been known to grow well north of New Jersey. Dick weed spreads very easily from area to area, and can grow to huge sizes. It is best not to plant Dick Weed to close to Pussy Willows, otherwise you may get a crop of cumquats.

Did you see the size of that Dick Weed? Man is this place full of Dick Weed's.

by G Man 79 January 29, 2007

dick weed

1.male pubic hair
2. As a person's name

That girl has a dick weed in her tooth, Dick Weed!

by jay wood December 22, 2005

dick weed

A weed that grows only in the lawns of dicks. This weed often looks much like a dick, and often by far outgrows the dick of the dick who owns the lawn.

Jim has been a dick lately, Jim's lawn is growing a dick weed.

by YubYub October 28, 2006

dick weed

When a person smokes too mcuh weed and he grows weed on their pubes, if the conditions are right you will get dick chronic.

That guy is such a pot head that he grew dick weed.

by meaty, matthew January 25, 2008

Dick-weed

When the hair turns green and falls off, this is very rare. The weed is very expensive and valuble.

Bob: Where do you get dick-weed?
Tim: The Pope..

by MaryMustashfa September 22, 2009