king kong dick

A joint that is collosal in both girth and length, so much so that it resembles the fictional primates oversized genatalia

joey: holy shit! johnny that has to biggest joint iv ever seen!

johnny: thats right dog and you know what joey were going to conquer this king kong dick together!

by gunny bunny August 15, 2012

King Kongs Dick

Oscar's Weiner

Oh My God Oscar has King Kongs Dick

by Tiberious Rex July 21, 2009

King Kong's Dick

A spliff that does the job

"Hey man what we smoking ?"
King Kong's Dick

by Jointy Smokes July 6, 2018

King Of Sucking Dick

Gay Ronan.

King Of Sucking Dick Is Ronan/Marco.
If You are Friend with him you better safe guard your dicko.

by 1.50GB waala March 18, 2023

Kingdome Dick

Similar to bathroom stalemate. Derived from males inability to urinate in front of other fellas in the large circular urinals that were in the Kingdome in Seattle. Inability to urinate in front of others.

"Shit Fred, what took you so long in there?" "I got Kingdome Dick and couldn't go until the fella next to me finished and left."

by Jlightshow October 2, 2013