dick fart

A distinct activity in which the male scrotum acts as a secondary lung, assisting the body in the oxygen cycling process. As the sac inflates, the body achieves a moment in which it processes oxygen with %89 efficiency as opposed to the female breast sac that receives at 77%. Oxygen is drawn in through the lungs , then pushed to the sac. A secondary source of intake depends on each person. The anus acts as a third air duct that allows for oxygen to be taken in. As the sac deflates, residual oxygen forms bubble like crevices within the inner sac wall. Over time, these bubbles end up rising and following the path through the male penis, a bubble, causing a slight bit noticeable sound as if an infant had burped.
I always feel intense relief after a long winded dick fart
by RH Paperstacks April 28, 2015
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dick fart

Something that almost NEVER happens, but on occasion, due to a foreign object being stuck in one's pisshole, a gaseous release, similiar to that of a traditional fart, releases from one's penis.
Oh man, Harry! The other day I dick farted and it blew the water from the toilet right into my eye! Arrg! I'm a pirate!
by LSDrew April 11, 2007
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dick fart

Someone who smells like they came out of someone's dick;smells like piss or cum
Shut up you boner-biting dick-fart fuck-face
by Benignvirus June 14, 2004
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dick fart

when a man or woman bends over and farts on an another's dick; often used as a sexual aphrodisiac.
Josh like to dick fart with other men late at night.
by Mark K Hermann September 27, 2009
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Dick fart

A person who is more awkward than a crooked dick
That women was a huge dick fart
by Nickswallows July 06, 2016
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Dick fart

When in sexual intercourse someone farts on you’re dick
Kaden is a dick fart bc of Madison
by Hoes mad 69 June 13, 2019
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dick fart

Expelling audible air from ones member. As heard and seen on The Dirty Twig Show.
The Dirty Twig farted out of his dick. He dick farted
by The Dirty Twig Show November 10, 2007
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