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dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.
Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.
by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015
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dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"
"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"
by Eskimo November 26, 2007
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dick face

Adj, Dick faces are found at your local tough guy store, where they purchase sleeveless shirts and ripped up Jeans. If you see some jackass in the gym doing a million bicep curls with the 10 pound weight. That might be a dick face, you can determine by expression. Their faces usually shrivel up like a pair of testicles soaking in ice water.
"Q: Hey Eric, why do you have such a dick face?"
"A: My dad's dick looked like a cauliflower."
by Eric "Dick Face" July 11, 2007
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the dick face

a look a man gives letting you know he has a dick while knowing that you want to touch it
Girl : Dude he's giving me the dick face..

Friend: hot damn
by urbandick27 October 3, 2013
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dick face

the face people make when you talk about them so bad they can't say anything back. their mouth is straight like the slit in a penis.
He cut you down an hour ago stop walking around with the dick face.
by biskit October 27, 2004
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Dick face

1:Writing and/or drawing on the face of a person who is passed out drunk
2: Being so drunk that you throw up on yourself and wake up with a stain of vomit on your face
"Yo, Look, Bill is asleep, lets give him a dick face"
"Damn he was so drunk he ended up givin himself a dickface"
by alkapone November 3, 2009
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dick face

a person who talks shit on a normal day to day basis
she needs to be quiet shes acting like a dick face.
by melonfelon April 24, 2010
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