Dib

v. To flake out on your friends at the last minute.

We were planning on going on the trip with the squad but Ben had to Dib again.

by TrackVibes May 19, 2018

Dib

Has a big head and loves paranormal shit.

Person A: All Dib talks about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in his garage!

Person B: Yeah, and he has a big head.

by x_Zo<3Wafflez_x November 4, 2022

Dib

An idiot, one whom is worthy of something insulting and also specially bad for their stupid action.

Man 1: I shot a dog with a pellent gun, ate it, and got rabies.

Man 2: Your such a dib

by C December 5, 2003

Dib

An awesome person-thing.

WHOA! You just gave me 62378169876513978423678697823694817 dollars! Thanks, you big Dib! :)

by Mistral January 4, 2004

Dib

A person who's so annoying and disrespectful you'd think they had a dick in their butt.

He always walking like he a dib , when he gets roasted.

by Kaynnie$ May 25, 2017

dib a dib

An alternative way of saying "okay" or "alright" in a shitty, uncomfortable situation.

Connor: "McDonald's is a place where filthy, disgusting people work."

Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"

Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."

by Mere Scraps August 2, 2009

Dibs not

The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"

John: This room is filthy! Someone needs to clean it.
Broom: Dibs not!!
John: Aww nuts....

by Alisson June 24, 2007