derren brown

mind controlling suave suited man from croyden who tried to shoot himself in the head.

"you're looking bit derren brown today in those gay shoes"

by urchin April 05, 2004

Derren Brown

Derren Brown is a smug, balding git; A socially inept, poor man's David Copperfield with delusions of grandeur.

"If you don't attempt to make any friends and quit that nerdy magic stuff you'll end up just like Derren Brown!"

by Loki October 28, 2004

Derren Brown

A sneaky poo you weren't expecting. Like it's materialised from the bottom of the deck.

I thought I'd finished my ten-Guinness poo, but someone dealt me a sneaky Derren Brown

by AzBag September 25, 2017