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1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.
2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.
3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
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Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.
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Joe : Hey dude, you gonna come out drinking tonight?
Mike : Yeah right, the War Department would blast me with both barrels if I did something without her.
Mike : Yeah right, the War Department would blast me with both barrels if I did something without her.
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Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
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