Delays

Southampton band.
Very cool music :)

'Long Time Coming'
'Hey Girl'

by Woodchip Challenge January 28, 2004

Tyler Derbyshire

Tyler wanks off to beastiality porn 24/7 and doesn’t stop until his mum chops off his dick. His cum is green and has bits in it like orange juice. Tyler is also an absolute cunt. Stay away from him because he’ll convince you to sleep over and rape you while you’re there (please note that if you do go to his house you might witness Tyler Derbyshire humping his dog).

person 1: who is that cunt?
person 2: oh that’s just Tyler Derbyshire
person 1: oh he one that fucked his dog?
person 2: yeah...

by ben ceaplen is a cunt November 17, 2018

Delysha

A gollum like creature who likes to dance and scurry up and down rocks. It is considered to be cute by a few, but is yet despised by many.

Woah! See that creature in the quarry?! It's definitely a Delysha!

by Woahmou May 10, 2012

Mr Derbyshire

Mr Derbyshire, AKA ‘Derby’ is a veteran headmaster as well as an experienced assembly organiser. Derby is a cheeky old man who has an uncanny resemblance to the TV character ‘Mr Bean’. Derby is rarely seen around the school premises and remains an isolated figure from the rest of the school staff team. However, Derby truly shines when the yearly teacher karaoke show goes on towards the end of the school year. During this show Derby shows his musical talents and leaves the school pupils bowing down at his feet with the sheer beauty of his voice. Another time of the year when Mr Derbyshire shines is when the school sports day takes place. During this memorable day Derby shows of with various poses in his Gucci suit.
- Mr Derbyshire is also referred to as ‘mein führer’ by the school students.

Mrs Brown: David! I’m in a bit of a pickle organising the year 11’s assembly for tomorrow. I thought I’d come to you for help, I’ve got nothing.

Mr Derbyshire: It’s not a problem Laura! I’ve got some religious shit that I’ll show them year 11’s for the assembly. They don’t listen to our assemblies anyway - they’re more interested in this Snapchat thing that’s popular at the moment.

Mrs Brown: Thankyou David! You’re such a great assembly organiser and headmaster. I wish every headmaster could be such a Mr Derbyshire.

by WadhamMan2002 July 28, 2018

delyssa

The best girl any guy could ask for. Seriously this girl is perfect.

Man that guy looks happy, he must be with Delyssa

by Dman6771 October 7, 2013

jacob derbyshire

Jacob Derbyshire is the kindest, most perfect, most amazingest boy ive ever met and ever will meet, hes my prince and i plan on spending every single second of my life till were old and wrinkle with him with him. He's far too perfect for me but he doesn't care because he's mine. He's not like the typical boy because he actually cares, he's so cute he sends me little letters on paper when times get hard and does everything he can just to make me smile a tiny little bit no matter what the situation is he never gives up, just looking into his blue eyes make me melt. I love every single inch of him and I couldn't love him anymore because we're going to have our happy ever after with our little strawberry farms and little house:'3 I love you Jacob forever and always x

Kirsty <3

jacob derbyshire jacob derbyshire

by Kirstyox October 26, 2013

Delysa

Delysa She Is the best bsf you could ever meet but she sometimes can be a real slight bitch and she will always be by your side even if you annoy her to death. Of course she is annoying and can be a real bad biotch but she is a real true friend you could have.

So go get yourself a delysa and you will die...... of laughter

Delysa is the best bsf everyone wants

by Thatcoolgurl February 24, 2019