Deja Poo

When you are so drunk that you're very well into a blackout state and you make it home to take a massive poop on the toilet. The poop drains so much energy out of you that you pass out on the toilet before flushing. When you wake up in the morning you see the poop, but can't actually remember ever taking one and are still able to recognize it as your own.

Bro 1: "What happened to you last night? You were so hammered."

Bro 2: "I have no idea! All I know is that I woke up to a deja poo this morning that smelled terrible!"

by Dasterdly Drunk June 21, 2012

deja-poo

The eerie, inescpapable feeling that this shit has happened to you before.

Man, serious deja-poo. I know this exact same shit has happened to me before.

by Robert C. Wilson August 24, 2005

deja poo

Dejavu but shit

deja poo
I've been in this shit before
(Higher on the loo)
And I know its my time to poo
Calling you, and the search is a mystery
(Sitting on my feet)
It's so hard when I try to be mee

by woolf🦊 January 07, 2022

deja poo

The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before.

The undeniably eerie feeling that you've seen all this shit before. ;->

by Apathetic Care Bear January 31, 2005

deja poo

sometimes it just feels like the same old crap all over again

Our new account manager just introduced himself and I had that distinct feeling of deja poo.

by trep420 September 10, 2009

Deja-poo

When a homosexual male takes a dump that reminds him of an ex-boyfriend.

AKA
The Memory Lanus

Bruce realized he was finally over Doug after taking a good Deja-poo.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

deja poo

When you take a poo then 5 minutes later you have to take another one.

Yo i gotta go take a dump
-5 minutes later-
Oh shit its a deja poo!

by naaattterrrr November 01, 2010