decoy

The female friends you hang out with to attract more women coming to you.

Guy 1: Why are you spending money on these girls when they do not put out for you?
Guy 2: Man, they are decoys, I got plenty of bi***ches off of them!!

decoy by LexicalBoomer January 12, 2020

Decoy

A dungeons and dragons character that surpasses the power and will of god. Only being immune to the comeback

No u

Person 1: Is that decoy?
Decoy:stares
Person 1: forgets how to exist, therefore ceases to exist

Decoy by The_god_decoy January 11, 2022

decoy

To do something stupid relating to computers

He put his Power Supply in the bath to clean it... what a decoy!

decoy by Graham McMaster November 30, 2006

decoy

Papman's Sidekick

Papman's sidekick is Decoy.

decoy by Tyranosaurus Ross April 11, 2003

Decoy

A straight male or female who comes across as camp/butch respectively to the point of giving the impression of being gay.

Mark's new friend is such a decoy! I was this close to hitting on him when he mentioned he had a girlfriend.

Decoy by ExLoneWolf June 30, 2021

Decoy Porn 

The porn you leave in an obvious place to be intentionally found to distract the searcher from finding the more serious stuff.

Dude1: Man Marcie went through my hard drive the other day when I was out.

Dude2: Shit man... did she find anything?

Dude1: Only my Decoy Porn.

Dude2: Man that shit comes in handy.

Decoy Porn by Doctor Dbx January 18, 2009

decoy drink 

A cocktail that doesn't contain any alcohol. Reserved for friends that are too drunk to notice the difference but refuse to stop drinking.

"Dude, Kaitlyn can barely stand. Why do you keep giving her vodka tonics?"

"Chill, man. Decoy drinks... nothin' in there but tonic."

decoy drink by ACNY January 6, 2008