In urban driving, it's that driver who wants to pass you much faster than traffic. If you let them get in front of you, which is what they want, then the police will pull them over first.
1. A driver who has somewhere to be knows how to be the second-fastest car on the road, and not be a decoy for someone else.
2. Yeah, I have somewhere to be but I'm not going any faster than 74. That guy who just zoomed past is my decoy.
3. Awesome, a decoy! Let me merge right and let you pass. I'll wave to you on the shoulder in 10 miles.
2. Yeah, I have somewhere to be but I'm not going any faster than 74. That guy who just zoomed past is my decoy.
3. Awesome, a decoy! Let me merge right and let you pass. I'll wave to you on the shoulder in 10 miles.
by Boston Driver April 13, 2013
When a group ugly of men or women has an attractive person accompany them social events to attract the opposite sex.
by Darrell (Pops) Wilson February 20, 2008
Guy 1: Why are you spending money on these girls when they do not put out for you?
Guy 2: Man, they are decoys, I got plenty of bi***ches off of them!!
Guy 2: Man, they are decoys, I got plenty of bi***ches off of them!!
by LexicalBoomer January 12, 2020
A picture of yourself looking like a clown, printed on a 8.5x11 or larger piece of paper. It just screams "who wants to invest in printer ink?". It must tell corny jokes through chat bubbles. The decoy is used in a homeroom class at school so you can place the decoy at your regular seat and go sit with your friends.
by Bob Decoymaker November 28, 2011
by Graham McMaster November 30, 2006
by nick October 22, 2003