saying "dead as fuck" means youre at an emotional coma. basically its when you get to a point of laughter or shock that you really have nothing else you can do or say, so you just kinda sit there lifeless - or dead. mostly used on the internet but it works around friends too.
*your friend falls down a huge ass set of stairs yelling the whole time*
you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!
you: (assuming theyre ok) bwahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah i am DEAD AS FUCK!!! you shoulda seen your face!
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Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Fuck Dead On The Floor<.7.9.7.6.> mug.A exclamation of contempt when a police officer is killed in the line of duty. You usually say this when your trying to piss off the stereotypical condolence giving family friends and supporters of the deceased cop.
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