Chinese Delivery

The act of paying for over priced American food of which an American chain restaurant claims to contain "meat" and no MSG. It is also certain that it will be hard to understand the Asian over the phone, taking at least an hour to get to you, when you discover the delivery driver wrecked the delivery vehicle, appearing to your door on foot. Also, these Asians always expect a large tip.

Them Chinese Delivery people need their own insurance agency to give them appropriate rates.

by AbeFroman4 December 23, 2014

Delivery Dance

A god awful ad made by GrubHub that shows poorly modeled "humans" dancing and eating food at the same time. Spawned funny edits that are better than the actual advertisement.

GrubHub: Lets show boneless humans that are animated by illuminations dance in the worst way possible and call it delivery dance

by DatAmazingGamer January 12, 2021

Cannabis Club Delivery

The legal delivery of Medical Marijuana and other Marijuana products. Legal in California. The only legal way to have your medical marijuana delivered discretely, legaly and quickly to your home or office.

Hey Mary, Help! My mom is sick and needs her medical marijuana, but with all the dispenseries closed, where am i to look?

Jane, you need to call Cannabis Club Delivery. Google it.

by Compassionate Care July 13, 2010

delivery fries

when your friend asks you to pick up food for him, you can get yourself some fries and he has to pay for it. its like payment for delivering him his food

chip: sarina, thanks for picking up these hot wings. they're amazing
sarina: no chip. thank your for these delivery fries

by jay the matador October 14, 2009

Deliveranced

The act of being shot with arrows and raped repeatedly usually by a "Back country boy" with little to no teeth. Also see George Lucas.

No I heard he went white water rafting and got deliveranced

by No_Teeth December 1, 2010

cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

post-mortem delivery

The process of delivering a baby after a mother has died.

In the part where Jon fucked up hiding the body, he heard on the news about a lady being performed on as a post-mortem delivery. He only caught the 7 syllables as he is currently emotionally, mentally and physicall scarred. The one and only thought he could produce was to ship the body somewhere else, this is where the mistakes were made, oh silly little Jon.

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016