Also known as Señor Bitchface, this man can quite possibly kill you where you stand with his eyes. The current #7 of Spain and Valencia, and hottest person ever. A hobbit from Asturias who will tackle anybody to the ground and start a manpile for the hell of it. oh....and did i mention hes the 2nd highest goalscorer for spain EVERZZ BITCHEZZZZ
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The first Republican senator that Louisiana has elected in the past one hundred years. Also called "Bush Lite" where "lite" means "less important" as opposed to "less scary."
David Vitter is a lot like George W. Bush, with one notable exception: the unflattering pictures of David Vitter are a LOT more unflattering than the unflattering pictures of Bush.
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Get the David Verdu mug.The most overrated cocksucking faggot to ever touch a football, David Villa was a virtual unknown up until at 28 he scored 5 goals at the 2010 World Cup, each one crappier than the next, and was instantly declared the best striker in the history of the universe.
Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.
Amazingly, about 4628352 of his nearly 200 career goals have been scored on an emtpy net, from an offside position, and with an average with 3 deflections each. At the same time.
A: David Villa scored an offside goal against a crappy team again.
B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.
B: Obsiously, he can't even score in a brothel without being offside.
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Get the Andre David Vasile Higgins mug.the most badass person ever..he will fist pump your asshole to a bloody pulp. he lives in NJ, and works at the meat room in foodtown. yes boys and girls, he plays with meat for a living..
but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
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but! he lives in a cave, of darkness and despair. he looks like a sweet kid on the outside but is a monster waiting to rip your soul out; girls watch out..when you anger him, he will rip your ovaries out and make you wear it as a necklace.
secret super power... GO SPIDEY GO!
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