by African Bombatta and th Zulu Nation January 2, 2006

Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.
by MayaEA April 22, 2006

the greatest comedian who busted on r. kelly with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central
haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.
by ooooweeeee June 27, 2005

by Adrian January 17, 2005

aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious
some of the funniest moments on chappelles show
guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case
dave chappelle- yes i do
guy- but mr. chappelle
dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)
dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??
proffessor- no
dave- correct
girl 1- no
dave- correct
aisain guy- no
dave- correct
dj- it aint easy
dave- correct
black guy-... hell yeah
dave- somehow that is correct
guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case
dave chappelle- yes i do
guy- but mr. chappelle
dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)
dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??
proffessor- no
dave- correct
girl 1- no
dave- correct
aisain guy- no
dave- correct
dj- it aint easy
dave- correct
black guy-... hell yeah
dave- somehow that is correct
by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy0 August 19, 2006

by DA GUY April 14, 2004

Funniest nigga in the world. Watching his stand up shit is funny. "Whats all that chocolate on yo face, Motha fucka!"
by Sebastian and Amanda May 26, 2006
