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dave chappelle

A comedian with great material and an unbelieveable voice to deliver it
Dave Chappelle funniest sketch was "Black Bush" "THE NIGGA TRIED TO KILL MY FATHER!"
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dave chappelle

Dave Chappelle is a hilarious comedian. My dad hates his profanity and disrespect but me and my brotha love him. He is my favrite is when Lil' Jon got Oprah pregnant.
"I'm Rick James, bitch...What did the five fingers say to the face 'SLAP!'" Dave Chappelle
by MayaEA April 22, 2006
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dave chappelle

the greatest comedian who busted on r. kelly with his skit i wanna piss on you on his show on comedy central
haters wanna hate, lovers wanna love, i don't even want none of the above i want to piss on u.
yes i do, i'll piss on u i'll pee on u.
by ooooweeeee June 27, 2005
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dave chappelle

aight i would just like to say this right now, dave is not self racist, if he was he wouldnt be respected by everyone he is hillarious
some of the funniest moments on chappelles show

guy- mr. chappelle, just because a investigator is a possible racist and their has been some racial profiling goin on lately you think that their was planted evidence in the oj simpson case

dave chappelle- yes i do

guy- but mr. chappelle

dave chappelle- NO FURTHER QUESTIONS

dave chappelle-oh my god its hatching, ladies and genteleman, the first dinosaur in a billion years is being hatched in my house THIS IS THE MOST BALLIN SHIT EVEEEEEEEEERR oh i just wish i had my, my SCISSORS (cuts off the dinosaurs head and licks the blood comin out)

dave chappelle- is pimpin easy??

proffessor- no

dave- correct

girl 1- no

dave- correct

aisain guy- no

dave- correct

dj- it aint easy

dave- correct

black guy-... hell yeah

dave- somehow that is correct
by yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy0 August 19, 2006
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Dave Chappelle

Dave Chappelle- Really funny guy that has his own show on commedy central at 10:30 EST.
Dave Chappelle is really fuckin funny!
by DA GUY April 14, 2004
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Dave Chappelle

Funniest nigga in the world. Watching his stand up shit is funny. "Whats all that chocolate on yo face, Motha fucka!"
I was watching that black guy.
You mean dave chappelle the funniest nigga alive
by Sebastian and Amanda May 26, 2006
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