darkest hour

Metalcore/Melodic Death Metal/Thrash Punk band from Virginia. Consisting currently of 5 members. Founded in 1995 by Mike Schliebaum (current guitarist) and John Henry (current vocalist). 3 full length albums under their belt as of March 21st, 2005. Fourth album due out sometime in 2005. Excellent band. Recommended listening: For the Soul of the Savior, The Last Dance Massacre, Pay Phones and Pills, Eclipse, An Epitaph, and The Legacy.

Did you check out the Darkest Hour dvd? It was the best thing I've scene in ages!

by El Nipplo March 21, 2005

darkest dungeoned

to get fucked over by poor luck, often ending in a large disaster or great loss, for example having your entire party die in Darkest Dungeon.

Ah fuck man, I just got darkest dungeoned.

by Vitra Fortnite December 20, 2021

Darkest Hour

An American heavy metal band from Washington, D.C.

Darkest hour is fucking amazing!

by survival April 1, 2010

Darkest family

The darkest family on the internet!

Friend: “hey you wanna hangout tonight?”

Me: “no thanks I’m going to be hanging out with Crazy M and the rest of the darkest family!”

by Darkestfamilyharley May 11, 2018

Darkest Day

An event that happened 3,000 years before the events of Sword and Shield. It was when a black storm covered the entire Galar region. In Sword Shield, on the day the player and Leon are set to battle, Chairman Rose starts up another one on an ill-advised attempt to replenish the region's Dynamax energy at the Energy Plant. This causes the ancient Pokemon Eternatus to awaken. When it goes Eternamax, the player and Hop travel to find the legendary Pokemon Zacian and Zamazenta. With their help, they save the region.

"The Darkest Day was awesome!"
"F**king traitor.

by King_of_Lucario123 November 30, 2020

Darkeater Midir

Big black dragon who will probably decimate you with his big black co- counter attacks. This ruthless creature will shoot lasers at you, breathe fire at you, step on you, fuck your girlfriend, fuck your mom, maybe even your dad too if he so chooses. He’ll go further than just that though, he’ll break your will and spirit to even continue fighting and attack your personal insecurities to the point that you’re an unhinged and unstable mess.

Person 1: Yo I’m on the Ringed City rn. I’m tryna beat Darkeater Midir.
Person 2: …what did you just say? Never would I have wished to hear that name again. How grossly incandescent of you..*dies of heart failure*

by RichardAndMortus June 14, 2021

Darkbeat

To masturbate to the sounds of your mother having rough sex with a large african american male. Typically done from your mom's basement while pwning noobs in video games.

I cant wait til mom gets home, I hope she brings a customer so I can have a darkbeat.

by Dild O'Phaggins February 7, 2021