Danville California is the wealthiest suburb in the SF Bay Area. Many celebrities reside in the lavish, family friendly neighborhood of Blackhawk, such as E-40. It is a wonderful place to love and raise a family. Gotta love Danville!!!
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Danville, CA
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A small down about an hour away from San Francisco. The average income per household is 114,000 a year but the houses are way overpriced. You have to pay at least 800,000 for a 2,000 sq. foot house. The adults are relatively nice but they will yell at you if you step on their lawn. Most of the kids in Danville go to Diablo Vista, a pretty nice school if you look past the creepy teachers that are 2 million years old. Danville is made up of kind of rich people, rich people, and ehmagardihavesomuchmoneyidon'tknowwhattodo people. The gated community, Blackhawk has absolutely no sidewalks, and is filled with old farts who golf all day and spend their millions on expensive wines that no one will ever drink. There's nothing for teenagers to do in Danville besides steal their parents alcohol and tell everyone at school about it the next day to seem cool. The most fun place for people to hang out is at The Plaza which is kind of like an outlet mall for rich people. The Plaza is notorious for getting rid of stores that are there for over a year. There are at least ten drug dealers in Danville and most of them are teenagers. The teenage girls parade in shorts that are probably more revealing than most thongs and shirts that show off their barely-there cleavage. You'll be lucky to find one decent guy in Danville. most Danvillians worship rap and most of the white boys pretend to be black by sagging and saying nigga every five seconds.
Girl 1: Ohmygooodddd. There's nothing to do in Danville.
Girl 2: Hey let's go to the plaza. There's a great plastic surgery place there.
Boy 1: Sup mah niggas? What are you bitches doin taday?
Girl 1: We're going to the plaza.
Boy 1: Coo. After, do ya wanna come to my place to smoke some weed?
Girl 2: Sure. There's nothing else to do.
Girl 2: Hey let's go to the plaza. There's a great plastic surgery place there.
Boy 1: Sup mah niggas? What are you bitches doin taday?
Girl 1: We're going to the plaza.
Boy 1: Coo. After, do ya wanna come to my place to smoke some weed?
Girl 2: Sure. There's nothing else to do.
by justgetmeoutofthisplace September 3, 2012
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by pitboss February 24, 2006
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A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
A school full of people who will say "i hate fake people so much" when in reality they are the fake ones.They are fiends for attention.The kids that dress like theyre from the hood have lived in danville all there lives and usually have one "hood" outfit.They buy there "ghetto ass clothes" from stores like zumies and mainland and for some, true east. They say finna and nigga and take pictures posing with alcohol.They will post facebook statuses as "so high", "getting drunk".The girls wear short booty shorts and tank tops and are sluts.They also hate other girls for being sluts when they are sluts, which makes no sense.If a guy can fight then everyone is scared of him, but even the biggest bitch from the hood could beat his ass.They listen to Taj he spitz and rappers from the bay, and they think all bay music is keak da sneak, e40 and too short. Even though all that music is 9 years old, they bump it like it just came out.They all have Iphones and complain about how poor they are.Stealing alcohol is like murder in danville. They all take pics posing with the thizz face and they think thizz is smelling piss. they do drugs like xanex and oxy cotton, they do anything to get high
"Man lets go to Monte Vista Highschool, danville to pick up some bops!
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"
"Nah man all they got there is shitty weed and some dumbass that think hes from oakland, and if we get in a fight he gonna tell his dad and he gonna tell the police and im already on probation i dont need that shit"
"word"
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DANVILLE stands for:
D- daddy's got money, mommy's got booty (after a lot of plastic surgery)
A- assholes who pick on poor people and listen to bad music
N- naughty little potheads who watch naughty porn after reading their bibles
V- virgins who dress slutty (also stands for vain and conceited)
I- intelligence...nonexistant
L- lets go to Berkeley, I wished I lived there, it's such a ghetto-ass town, we can buy cheap weed and go shopping at a thrift store and pretend we're cool ass punk rockers
L- lets party and get drunk and do drugs cause we are so goddamn rich we can't stand how goddamn rich we are
E- "Evil Land" if you switch the letters around
by the way, the cage around the oak tree is there so drunk and stoned teenage drivers in escalades with expensive rims and those stay-at-home soccer moms in SUVs don't knock down the poor misplaced tree
DANVILLE stands for:
D- daddy's got money, mommy's got booty (after a lot of plastic surgery)
A- assholes who pick on poor people and listen to bad music
N- naughty little potheads who watch naughty porn after reading their bibles
V- virgins who dress slutty (also stands for vain and conceited)
I- intelligence...nonexistant
L- lets go to Berkeley, I wished I lived there, it's such a ghetto-ass town, we can buy cheap weed and go shopping at a thrift store and pretend we're cool ass punk rockers
L- lets party and get drunk and do drugs cause we are so goddamn rich we can't stand how goddamn rich we are
E- "Evil Land" if you switch the letters around
by the way, the cage around the oak tree is there so drunk and stoned teenage drivers in escalades with expensive rims and those stay-at-home soccer moms in SUVs don't knock down the poor misplaced tree
Bob Downey Jr. lives in Danville and smokes pot because he thinks Danville is soooo boring because he's never been anywhere else except Tahoe on the weekends.
Ruby Diamonds lives and Danville and goes to San Ramon, she hopes to keep up her 1.8 so that she could go to DVC, where she'll hopefully meet a hot rich guy, get married, move back to Danville and breed the next generation of Dan-villans.
Ruby Diamonds lives and Danville and goes to San Ramon, she hopes to keep up her 1.8 so that she could go to DVC, where she'll hopefully meet a hot rich guy, get married, move back to Danville and breed the next generation of Dan-villans.
by MY NAME! How dare you ask me what MY NAME is!! July 25, 2008
Get the Danville mug.Danville is a small town in northern california, about a half hour from oakland/sf. Danville children are judgemental and think they're better than everyone else, and it's never true. If you aren't popular in Danville, your life will completely suck. Teenagers in Danville have fun by starting shit with eachother, taking pictures 24/7 and putting them on facebook, and pretending they're happy. No one in Danville is really slutty, they're basically all just virgins. No one at either San Ramon or Monte Vista has gotten pregnant, and everyone lies about who they sleep with. In general, the girls who attend San Ramon think they're prettier than they actually are. There are no hot guys at San Ramon. Everyone says they are open minded, but thats an obvious lie because secretly everyone hates eachother. Danville is home to probably the fakest people you will ever meet. To prove that they are cool to others, students will smoke marijuana and play beerpong, and take pictures of all of this to post on facebook. Kids in Danville are rich, exclusive and self-absorbed...except for Del Amigo kids, they're just trash.
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