by Mackerzzz March 27, 2015
A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.
Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob
by BigLadGreggs March 09, 2020
To wank masterbate over dangerous situations. Getting erect over being in trouble or in a car crash. When in pain, example having a knife stuck into you and having a wank over that.
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'
Paul was in Woolworths in the Pic and Mix department and had a Danger Wank over the fact he was being watched by a mother and her child.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.
by Hobbit JT November 18, 2007
by Spilox April 22, 2009
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
masturbating, but in such a way that you are very likely to get caught.
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught
Increasing the thrill by trying to finish cranking one off before you are caught
Geoff, fancying a danger wank, stood in his mum's bathroom,leaving the door open, grasped his throbbing member and shouted "Mum!"
by jamfsob August 12, 2003
I was upstairs earlier and my cleaner was dusting downstairs so I had a danger wank while peeping through a crack in the door at her
by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014