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dangerwank

a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)

u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money

a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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an extremely intelligent man, he is smarter. you need to trust his plan for he is the danger man. he can detect scrollers. he knows you are NOT 4chan. trust dangerman.
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Dangerwank

The act of calling out your sisters name half way through a wank, then trying to blow your load before she walks in and catches you in the act.
Ripper is one dirty bastard. Lastnight he told me he had a dangerwank and his sister caught him. Dirty cunt. Lost on purpose.
by MiceKrotum69 March 25, 2025
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Spectral Dangerwank

Wanking while in close proximity or currently being spooked by a ghost.
I was just wanking in my room when all of the sudden I was spooked by a ghost, guess it turned out to be a Spectral Dangerwank.
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One attracted to the under aged. A Peadophile.
'Haha look at your Dad's moustache, what an utter Candy Dangler'
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Cancun cunt dagger

While on spring break, the cancun cunt dagger is an effective sex act. Prior to insertion one must proclaim "i shall slay thee". During intercourse a quote from braveheart must be used. Upon ejactulation one must pull out, slapping the erect penis against the cunt of the unlucky victim.
I totally nailed that emo chick with the cancun cunt dagger.
by feebaggk September 13, 2011
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