bush dander

Dried man chowder and or dry flaky skin mixed in pubic hair, when bumped or brushed falls like white dust

So drunk last night I went down on a hooker and woke up this morning with a beard full of bush dander.

by Majickcom February 23, 2021

ass dander

n. dead and otherwise useless skin, hair, feces, drippings, and/or other human tissue that is routinely sluffed from one's ass.

"The crumb tray on that chair is carrying a full load of ass dander."

by Wendellian February 7, 2006

toilet dander

A build up of shit and toilet paper bits on the back of the seat,
when you wipe your ass with cheap toilet paper.

Man, at work there's always toilet dander on the back of the seat, because my boss buys the cheapest fucking toilet paper.

by 70mach1 September 30, 2011

food dander

small, flaky crumbs associated with eating bread or a pastry

That croissant was delicious, but now I need to stand up and dust the food dander off my pants.

by eccarpenter April 28, 2014

Ball Dander

Small particles of scrotum skin, boogers, pubes and disgusting what not that accumulates in your workplace shared keyboard, desk/desk drawer. It also resides on the computer mouse and floor under your workstation due to gravity and people that grope and fidget with their nuts a lot while at work.

" Dude dont eat that Dorito you just dropped on the floor! It's caked with ball dander!!!

by Jack Finhorn October 4, 2018

dirty dander

When you proceed to fuck your best friend in the has with metal baseball bat that has been in a freezer for 24 hours.

Yeah man I got David with the Dirty Dander last night and it was so fun

by Dirty Dander April 25, 2022

Hand dander

The artifact left behind on ones hands after eating a crumb producing food. Flakes are expelled by rubbing ones fingers together or any sudden movement of the hand; much like dandruff on the scalp.

Leo made it snow after eating Triscuits by rubbing his fingers together over Mads homework paper, covering it in his hand dander.

by Nookus June 8, 2012