Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish

Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025

Dan The Man From Pakistan

I big Nigger with a soup bowl/ can colder in his chest. This man will destroy your mom’s booty hole as well your sisters. I hate gays but loves cuddling with his cousin.

Dan The Man From Pakistan spent a night with your mom and now she has trouble walking, and even talking.

by Danthebigcockedman December 6, 2024

pull a dan the man

To make the love sign with your hands. Which is when you stick up your thumb, pointer finger, and pinky. Then keep he ring and middle fingers down.

Let's all pull a Dan the Man in the picture! It will be amazing.

by pinky1 February 25, 2008

dan the meme man

the man, the myth, the legend. the commander of #sledgang

dan the meme man: hey, it's dan the meme man, and you know, life is short, so eat ass, smoke grass, and sled fast
little cunt: if you go down those escalators i will call the police on you
dan the meme man: *sleds anyway*

by red_echo December 20, 2017

Dan the Meme Man

Easily the greatest meme YouTuber of all time, overthrowing even the original holder of the same name

Intellectual #1: Hey man, did you watch that new Dan the Meme Man video?
Intellectual #2: Yeah, it was hilarious! I bet his dick is huge!

by iamturbandictionary October 21, 2018

Dan the panini man

THE MAN
THE MYTH
THE LEGEND

Dan the panini man sells paper towels now
so now he is Dan the paper towel man
and for every paper towel purchase
you get a free panini

by ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)not someone you kno August 8, 2020

Dan The Trash Man

A man named Dan who 's from a foreign land. A round bellied Buddha boy of a man. He hauls the trash around the town, up and down in his Mercedes Benz. He's full of jokes and some dirty ones to make you choke. His main squeeze is Miss Mary Martin, makes the other guys laugh so hard, they can't stop fartin!

Dan The Trash Man

by M.D.A. April 24, 2011