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South Dakota Stack-job 

"When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."

-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.
Marybelle - "Ey Billy! Dem boys 'an I 'ist 'eadin oar dat daire bern fer a six'er. Ya in?"

Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"
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South Dakota State University 

The biggest University in South Dakota. Also, has the best parties in the entire state. All other South Dakota colleges are jealous at the greatness of this school.
South Dakota State University is the greatest place ever.

South Dakota Square Dance

When both of your uncles put you on the spitroast.
I dread the holidays because i have to do the South Dakota Square Dance

South Dakota Sniffer

This is when the male partner has a fetish of the female nose and when he looks into his partners nostrils he gets a HUGE erection. This then leads him into the urge of sticking his genitals into the female nose. WARNING: may be painful and break nose... could also cause bleeding and future nasal issues. TRY THIS AT HOME.
Person 1: He gave me the south dakota sniffer last night.

Person 2: oh my gosh no way your nose looks great.

South Dakota Snowblower 

When one man snorts a line of cocaine off of the erection of another man, while insisting it’s not gay.
Theses guys got caught giving each other the South Dakota Snowblower, but it’s cool because they said it’s not gay.
South Dakota Snowblower by Stitch_79 September 12, 2021

The dakota square dance 

When you fold your dick into a square and shove it into a girl's anus
Dude I totally did The dakota square dance to Sahara!

South Dakota Slider 

The South Dakota Slider is preformed the same way as the Baltimore Backdraft. However, instead of blowing the feces out of the funnel, the individual runs out of air, and the feces slides down his/her throat, usually resulting in vomiting.
I had to call into work today telling them I was sick, hopefully they do not find out I was sick form a South Dakota Slider.
South Dakota Slider by cubsfan0147 October 15, 2009