Dairy queening

The art of dropping a poop in public in a swirl fashion. Preferably on a yard or hood of a car.

I'll bet you 5 dollars you wont be dairy queening on the hood of that Lamborghini.

by Squatcobbler69 August 01, 2018

dairy queen

an annoying new mother that makes major production when she has to go pump her boobs.

May I have your attention? I'm on my way to the ladies room to pump, said the Dairy Queen.

by dairyking March 04, 2008

dairy queen

a) an ice cream parlor in North America

b) a coolidiculous, non-misogynistic term for a lesbian female

most females who define themselves as a dairy queen in public are probably sarcastic about and are more like bisexual or bi-curious in private.

by Sexydimma October 02, 2014

Dairy queen

(1) code for drama queen in order to confuse an already emotional and agitated being
(2) a wonderous food stand chock full o' dairy products from the magical land of "Cow Udder".

(Eugene is crying because he just broke a nail....)
Preston: Eugene, you know what's a wonderous, cool, dandy, exciting place to grab a hot dog ANNND an ice cream, DAIRY QUEEN!
Eugene: ok thanks bub
Preston: sorry if i confused you so get some medication *walks away*

by bonnet August 24, 2006

Dairy Queen

A girl with massive tits.

Look at that hot Dairy Queen over there

by JC82 August 21, 2020

Dairy Queen

(noun) - A homosexual male who has received a facial (the 'milk' has been painted on his face).

- A gay guy with bukkake all over his face.

"Don't mess around with boqueefa, out of drag he's a total dairy queen. The damned slampig even has a gloryhole in his bedroom."

by shadowkunai September 06, 2011

dairy queen

When you stick your dick in chocolate dipping sauce and get a blow job

tristin got a dairy queen from colin while watching a fat people show

by Todd Elmran September 12, 2010