by milm October 19, 2008
Get the sweaty dachshund mug.An extremely over weight dachshund who moans while we eat dinner, a Hansom young man none the less.. enjoys car rides , eating anything within reach, enjoying time with his mother , also know as Samuel L Fatman
by february 4,2009 July 24, 2022
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by Histrionic Historian February 19, 2011
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Get the Lump the dachshund mug.Last night i was really hungry but Erica wanted to have some sexy time first, so I grabbed some JIF and gave her a sticky dachshund.
by gingerspice1398 July 19, 2011
Get the sticky dachshund mug.A large, scratchy, asshole-stretching turd-bomb, followed by a more comfortably sliding-out fecal extrusion. The bear, large and combative, all claws and fangs, makes a big splash as he enters the water, before giving way to the dachshund, designed for slipping easily through holes in the snow to retrieve downed quail.
by sofacall July 22, 2009
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A: Just saw a guy in the park bashin' his Dachshun'
B: What like physically abusing a defenseless little wiener?
A: Not little but yeah absolutely mandhandling the poor sausage.
B: You should've got involved...
A: Nah not my cup of tea.
Bash one's Dachshund
B: What like physically abusing a defenseless little wiener?
A: Not little but yeah absolutely mandhandling the poor sausage.
B: You should've got involved...
A: Nah not my cup of tea.
Bash one's Dachshund
by Jackjanosky February 3, 2023
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