DPH

damage per hit; Used to indicate power and efficiency of a weapon.

OMFG he got a higher dph with his pansy ass dagger than my rain of fire!!!!!11111

by phatrice April 30, 2006

DPH

DPH is an acronym for Dollars Per Hump. This refers to the amount of cash a male expends on average per sexual encounter with a female. For instance, if a male were to spend a total of $100 on 4 dates with a girl after which he had sex with her once each time, his DPH would be $25. It is widely believed that the lower a male's DPH, the more efficient he is in procuring sex. However, it should be taken into consideration that more attractive females may command and require a higher DPH based on their ability to pursue alternative and more plentiful sources of income should they so desire.

We've only been out twice and both times we grabbed fast food so my DPH is looking pretty good.

by DukeMPG September 25, 2008

dph

Pronounced D-P-H it is an acronym for really good pot. It's short for any one of the following combinations
Dank/Damn Primo/Premium/Phenomenal Herb.

Dude, now that it's legal let's fire up some of that dph you're stashing in your sock drawer!

by Doc Primo Herb February 4, 2018

dph

dph (dick pretty hard). dph is used when something is just “alright” or ur reply to a question is “maybe”.

ex: that movie last night got my dph

by pac-manmaster September 11, 2021