douche-nozzle 

One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.

That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.

douche-nozzle by TomS. October 30, 2006

douche nozzle 

A douche nozzle is a person who can't handle social situations without his douche bag sidekicks. He bumps into you and speaks louder than normal because he thinks his douche nozzle presence is so important. Douche nozzles and bags travel together because they both must exist for douching to occur.

That douche nozzle Rob showed up again with a bunch of douche bags. They douched around for a while and then fucked off together.

douche nozzle by booo-yah December 16, 2004

douche nozzle 

Someone that either gets on your nerves or is just a fucking bag of douche. You know that one person. He's even more of a douche than a douche bag, he's a douche nozzle. He has no idea that he's being an idiot and is not suave in any way.

Person 1: Jim talked my ear off about his "episode" last night with Sheila with all the gory details. Fuckin' skank.

Person 2: What a fuckin' douche nozzle!

douche nozzle by Not1douche March 4, 2009

Douche nozzle 

Douche Nozzle
1. A guy who acts and looks like a jackass. Total Misogynist. Someone who
treats woman poorly. Thinks he's much smarter than he is and talks down
to others. The ultimate douche bag.
2. Douche Canoe, Jackmo, Kirk, Hoffman, Dickmo

Wow! Our office manager, Kirk, is such a douche nozzle. He treats everyone
terribly . Short man's complex all the way. A complete ass.

Douche nozzle by Bendy1 April 2, 2021

big douche nozzle 

frank rossetti

first person: Dude, i saw this guy at the mall and he was the definition of a big douche nozzle.

Second person: Oh really, was it frank rossetti?

first person: Actually, yea it was!

big douche nozzle by Frankrossetti Isahugedoucher August 5, 2010

Douche Nozzle 

A douche nozzle is one step worse than a douche bag.

That guy is wearing playboy cuff links.. what a fucking {douche nozzle}.

Douche Nozzle by OU-Wilf January 27, 2009

douche nozzle 

The part of the douching apparatus that often is overlooked. It connects to the douche bag which collects the runoff. A nozzle is slightly more derogatory than the douche bag since the nozzle is the "business end" of the douche.

The phrase originated on the nationally syndicated radio show Loveline from C list celebrity Adam Corolla (also on comedy central, various shows)

Then that douche nozzle wrote me a ticket for a missing front license plate.

douche nozzle by Expane November 4, 2005