DLl
oh guys look over there it’s dll
oh that’s something dll would do
oh look vanilla iced coffee it reminds me of dll
oh that’s something dll would do
oh look vanilla iced coffee it reminds me of dll
DLL (Daddy Long Legs)
A DLL is a very attractive male usually in college and also in a Fraternity. Below are the main characteristics of your typical DLL
1. 6' and above
2. Tone/Muscular
3. Perfect teeth
4. Blessed with a cute name
5. Brown/Blonde hair
6. Green/Blue eyes
7. Clean cut & Shave
8. That Jawline
9. Eyebrows on fleek
10. Knows how to dress
11. Good Personality (aka Not a fuck boy)
12. Possibly a few tattoos
13. Got to have that "Flow"
If you ever encounter a guy that is blessed with these characteristics, understand that he was sent from the Gods and you need to snatch that shit up before its too late.
1. 6' and above
2. Tone/Muscular
3. Perfect teeth
4. Blessed with a cute name
5. Brown/Blonde hair
6. Green/Blue eyes
7. Clean cut & Shave
8. That Jawline
9. Eyebrows on fleek
10. Knows how to dress
11. Good Personality (aka Not a fuck boy)
12. Possibly a few tattoos
13. Got to have that "Flow"
If you ever encounter a guy that is blessed with these characteristics, understand that he was sent from the Gods and you need to snatch that shit up before its too late.
Hanna: "Do you know that guy over there in the hat?"
Rory: "Yes, Jackson. He has the sexiest green eyes and is to ripped. Could a DLL (daddy long legs) except...."
Hanna: "What?"
Rory: "He's a Soul eater".
Hanna: "Damn Gingers, fucking things up"
Rory: "What a scrub. Common, lets dip the fuck on outta here"
Rory: "Yes, Jackson. He has the sexiest green eyes and is to ripped. Could a DLL (daddy long legs) except...."
Hanna: "What?"
Rory: "He's a Soul eater".
Hanna: "Damn Gingers, fucking things up"
Rory: "What a scrub. Common, lets dip the fuck on outta here"
DLL (Daddy Long Legs) by clarkey98 September 24, 2016
lag.dll
Some believe it is a secret dll file in the depths of windows that microsoft eviley inserted that causes lag.
lag.dll by Parasite92 June 14, 2007
shdocvw.dll
"shdocvw.dll" is another Microsoft trolling file that attempts to piss you off for uninstalling IE8 and other Microsoft Programs.
WARNING: Do not attempt to clean your Windows computer. It needs the clusterfuck of uselessness to thrive.
It is usually located in Windows/System32 but has been known to magically disappear or sometimes fail.
It cannot be destroyed, and will send countless and repetitive pop-ups whenever you open Messenger, IE, or programs that use similar libraries.
FIX'D: Re-install Internet Explorer 8 for great justice and less Official Microsoft Spamboxes.
WARNING: Do not attempt to clean your Windows computer. It needs the clusterfuck of uselessness to thrive.
It is usually located in Windows/System32 but has been known to magically disappear or sometimes fail.
It cannot be destroyed, and will send countless and repetitive pop-ups whenever you open Messenger, IE, or programs that use similar libraries.
FIX'D: Re-install Internet Explorer 8 for great justice and less Official Microsoft Spamboxes.
Faithful Windows Faggot:
"Oh fuck my life, another error in Windows. What's this then? 'shdocvw.dll'?
Oh, well that's simple, I'll just copy a non corrupted version of this library file over this corrupted one!
OH WAIT ITS MICROSOFT LOL NVM BRB INTERNETS"
"Oh fuck my life, another error in Windows. What's this then? 'shdocvw.dll'?
Oh, well that's simple, I'll just copy a non corrupted version of this library file over this corrupted one!
OH WAIT ITS MICROSOFT LOL NVM BRB INTERNETS"
shdocvw.dll by Whatifiwanttousemyrealname? November 9, 2009
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