DIB

An acronym meaning "Dead In Bed"

After a getaway weekend consisting of mainly sex Moses was quick to admit that his wife, Bethany K. was without a doubt a DIB

by mortgage guy November 10, 2004

DIB

An acronym for "Do It Bitch."

Frequently used in conjunction with STFU, DFIU and TCB

STFU. DIB. DFIU.
(The steps to happiness in any trouble situation where you have personal responsibility and/or involvement:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Do it bitch
3. Don't fuck it up)

by alexdog69 April 30, 2006

dib a dib

An alternative way of saying "okay" or "alright" in a shitty, uncomfortable situation.

Connor: "McDonald's is a place where filthy, disgusting people work."

Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"

Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."

by Mere Scraps August 2, 2009

Dibs not

The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"

John: This room is filthy! Someone needs to clean it.
Broom: Dibs not!!
John: Aww nuts....

by Alisson June 24, 2007

dibs

to claim something

i got dibs on that last piece of pizza

by Greg September 30, 2003

dibs

The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.

dibs on definition 1

by Jon Reed November 21, 2006

Dibs

A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.

If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod

by Matt I February 10, 2005