DIB

An acronym meaning "Dead In Bed"
After a getaway weekend consisting of mainly sex Moses was quick to admit that his wife, Bethany K. was without a doubt a DIB
by mortgage guy November 10, 2004
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DIB

An acronym for "Do It Bitch."

Frequently used in conjunction with STFU, DFIU and TCB
STFU. DIB. DFIU.
(The steps to happiness in any trouble situation where you have personal responsibility and/or involvement:
1. Shut the fuck up
2. Do it bitch
3. Don't fuck it up)
by alexdog69 April 17, 2006
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dib a dib

An alternative way of saying "okay" or "alright" in a shitty, uncomfortable situation.
Connor: "McDonald's is a place where filthy, disgusting people work."

Mrs. Leavitt: "What if someone in the class has a relative working there, what would you say to them?"

Connor: "Uhh...dib a dib."
by Mere Scraps August 03, 2009
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Dibs not

The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"
John: This room is filthy! Someone needs to clean it.
Broom: Dibs not!!
John: Aww nuts....
by Alisson June 03, 2007
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dibs

i got dibs on that last piece of pizza
by Greg October 01, 2003
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dibs

The most powerful force in the universe, it is used to call possession of a certain object or idea. There are very few things that trump dibs.
dibs on definition 1
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Dibs

A claim expressing priority over an object. Similar to the equally definite process of calling something.
If you kill yourself, I have dibs on your IPod
by Matt I February 11, 2005
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