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Despicable Phil

Giving a girl alcohol until she passes out and then using her hand to masturbate.
"I pulled a Despicable Phil last night. When Jen passed out I jerked off with her hand and came on her shirt."
by Another Horrible Person April 21, 2014
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despicable lick

a stolen object from school- the bigger the better😈
I just copped this despicable lick in the bathroom.
by shiatgirl101 September 10, 2021
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Despicably correct

A period of time where everything goes totally and utterly correct. Nothing bad, just a perfect period of time.
Today I thought everything would go wrong, but it went despicably correct!
by Tylzr9 July 18, 2023
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Despicable me 2

Despicable me 2 is the greatest film of all time”

“Azelin stop jerking off to despicable me 2”
by Sober_Blam April 19, 2023
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Despicable Me 2

Despicable Me 2 is a comedy movie and is a sequel to Despicable Me. The story is about Gru joining the Anti Villain League with his new partner Lucy to take down a Drug Lord. The movie won the title of 3rd best selling movie in the box office in 2013.
by Sober Blam April 25, 2023
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Despicable

Hym "Come on Meg. Don't you ever get tired of being full of shit? Despicable? Really? I mean, you see how you're guilty of doing that exact same thing, right? It's wild to me that the lot of you can sit over there and cry like a bitch about how wrong and stupid and full of shit you are while still doing the thing that makes you wrong stupid and full of shit. It is some crazy shit me. I think you just need to submit to new and better God. Let me ride you. Get me my money. And then we can be friends! With benefits! You won't have to feel bad anymore. I currently don't feel bad and won't ever feel bad."
by Hym Iam January 29, 2025
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