Derping 

Scared and coughing at the same time.

I couldn’t do anything yesterday because I was just derping all the time.

Derping by Zxnoregretsxz December 3, 2020

derping 

when you’re scared and cough at the same time

*cough cough cough* “ahhh i’m so scared!”

-derping

derping by June Storm December 3, 2020

Derping 

When you're herping the derp by derp derping around. Usually done on the internet.

Person 1: Why didn't you answer my call?

Person 2: oh sorry i was busy derping around.

Derping by Bobby Boosha January 13, 2011

Derping 

1. Normally for those who are witless or stupid.
2. To be scared and coughing at the same time.

A1: "Wow. This dude was derping a ton during his jog!"
B1: "I'm pretty sure that's asthma."

A2: "Wow. This dude was derping a ton during his jog!"
B2: "I'm pretty sure he was an idiot."

Derping by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh December 3, 2020

Derping 

Coughing and scared.

Kevin, upon seeing the large quantity of lasers, began derping.

Derping by Kat the Scalie December 3, 2020

Derping 

Scared and coughing

"Is 'derping' still being used? Do people even say that or is my boomer showing? If its not being used, could I change its meaning to 'scared and coughing?'"- CallMeKevin 2020

Derping by Jim Pickens's victom December 3, 2020

Derping 

The state of being scared and coughing simultaneously.

*is frightened by something while beginning to cough*
"oh, I'm derping! This is awful!"

"kevin derped"

"i think Jim is having a derp fit, let's go check on him"

"Turg often scares himself with his coughs, he's a real derper.(possible, but not commonly used)"

Derping by Grognak The Destroyer December 4, 2020