December 2 

The day where the best people on earth were born: beautiful, sexy, funny with a heart of gold.

Rebecca: You’re an amazing person, you must have been born on December 2nd

Charlie: Thanks! I am!

December 2 by Alex free October 15, 2019

december 2 

the day that kids all around the world stay home and DON’T go to school
let s just take a day off and sleep

“hey why is nobody at school”
“because it is december 2 it s not that hard to remember u stupid”

december 2 by anastasia lepeshinskaya November 3, 2019

December 2 

December 2 is national give someone that starts with the letter E a high five

hi E it’s December 2 high five

December 2 by Mark Wilburn October 21, 2019

december 2 

give a single your hoodie day

its december 2, so i have to give a single person my hoodie

december 2 by sofia toscano October 26, 2019

December 2 

The day that a queen is born

Do you see that Queen, she must be born on December 2

December 2 by Bhaddbabe October 15, 2019

December 2 

Kiss your girlfriend day, walk in the hall way with your hand around her and kiss her

Hey did u see what happed

What happed

They kissed its December 2

December 2 by Supersonic daddy December 1, 2019

December 2 

December 2 means you have to smack someone with a good-looking ass
This tradition started exactly 200 years ago on December 2, 1819 by a French man named Edgar Bisset. He started it just to have an excuse to smack his girlfriends butt, but he got caught. His girlfriend broke up with him. He died a month later from an unknown disease, but on his tombstone it said "make booty smacking bicentennial" which means he wanted it to happen every 200 years. December 2, 2019 will be exactly 200 years since Bisset started it in 1819. Use this holiday wisely, because it only happens every 200 years! Remember: only smack someone with a good looking ass #thebiggerthebetter

"Why did you smack my butt?" Chloe asks, "Because it is December 2" says Kyle.

December 2 by truethingsyoudidntknow November 10, 2019