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deathstar 

The worldwide headquarters of Conde Nast publications, located near Times Square. It resembles the deathstar, if it had been squashed in the middle by two big planets. Also it is inhabited by gaggles of stormtrooper fashion police, with the notable difference being that they are all bona fide anorexic hotties. The most recent scandal involved a cockroach being spotted in the cafeteria, which caused widespread pandemonium and frantic cellphone calling to their Westchester hedgie hubbies.
Guy1: Dude, let's dress up like metros and go raid the deathstar cafeteria.
Guy2: Dude, I can't. I pass out in the elevator from all the perfume.
Guy1: Gaylord

Girl1 in elevator: Oh, you must be new to the deathstar! That's so cute how you still wear last season's Manolos.
Girl2 in elevator: Oh, thanks, uber-bitch. Is that J-Lo you're wearing?
deathstar by Hedgie Hubbie March 22, 2005

deathstar 

A deathstar is an apartment or house, which you have modified to be entirely your personal space.
I merged two apartment into one, and I have created a deathstar.
deathstar by eurobill November 12, 2007

deathstar 

You or a friend takes the burning end of a blunt and stick it between said butt cheeks. Then, the other smoking partner picks it out with their mouth.
dude that blunt burned my asshole

well ya that’s why it’s the “deathstar”
deathstar by joe dirt lover69 January 31, 2023

Deathstar Destroyer

The act of performing anal sex, withdrawing, and trying to spit or ejaculate into the open anus.
John decided to re-enact his favorite scene from Staw Wars while giving Jane the business. Much to her dismay, she discovered what a deathstar destroyer was.
Deathstar Destroyer by Palisade December 21, 2010

Deathstar Run

A sexual maneuver done during missionary, where a guy pulls out, and shoots his load straight up the chick's nose. This only counts as a Deathstar Run if you shoot it from at least three feet away, i.e from the distance of her vagoo to her face, and immediately say afterward 'Great shot kid, one in a million!'
Yeah, my gf left me...turns out the Deathstar Run I pulled on her wasn't to her liking.
Deathstar Run by Shumps November 10, 2010

mormon deathstar 

Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.
We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.