dealer

people or persons who give out weed; can also be called wallys

Seth received weed from Wally his dealer

dealer by Jaweyna April 16, 2006

Dealer

A very outgoing young man who speaks too fast my brain cells just fly out the window he also used the words “bro” and “innit” a lot not only does he ride his quad bike but he likes in Bradford the bfd endz innit

Mrs button: hello dealer how are you

Dealer: oh yo yes miss button I’m good tank you very much innit

Dealer by Unknown hoe xo June 9, 2021

Dealer

a person who buys and sells drugs.

"he posed as a dealer willing to buy heroin"

Dealer by Arminkshipper July 20, 2024

Dealer Time 

When a dealer says he'll be at your house in 20 minutes, and doesn't show up till 2 hours later, then act like he showed up on time.

Dealer: "I'll be there in 20 minutes"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"

Dealer Time by DC Black July 2, 2009

dealer's dozen 

eleven

bitch was sheisty; paid for twelve and got a dealer's dozen.

dealer's dozen by onirebmit October 23, 2012

dealer time 

The time that dealers run on. I.E. when they tell you 5 minutes, they know you are fiending and are willing to wait 5 minutes for them to get there if thats all its gonna be, and that it will be at least 15 minutes before you call them again. Basically, 5 minutes is 15-30 minutes, and if they say half an hour, it could be hours.

A ploy used to keep you from even thinking about calling another dealer.

If you're involved with too many drug transactions, you will start running on dealer time in your every day life.

dealer time by Joshuway January 24, 2008

Dealer's Choice 

A play of words based upon the card game by the same name. Used when posed with a question, with at least more than one option to choose from, and no care as to which one is chosen by said questioner. Usually used when presented with the option for various goods, but can be used for more abstract concepts as well.

Ex 1:

Bartender: what can I start you off with? We've got some good IPAs, maybe a couple of shots to start off strong or perhaps a glass of whiskey?

Patron: Tell ya what, I'm not sure, so dealer's choice. What do you recommend?

Ex 2:

Dealer: So you said you wanted $300 of product? I've got some gas on deck. Maybe you want some wax or edibles on top of an ounce?

Patron: Dealer's Choice, my man. Hook it up. Be there in ten.

Dealer: Bet.

Ex 3:

GF: You're absolutely crazy!! What you have undiagnosed mania, sociopathism or psychopathy?!

Crazy BF: Heh. Who knows? Dealer's choice there.

Dealer's Choice by Hoxhaist July 6, 2021