national slap a guys ass day

national slap a guys ass day.
national slap aguys ass day takes place on may 5th

guy 1: whats up
guy 2: nothing much just national slap a guys ass day

guy 1: whats that?
guy 2: this *slaps ass*

by national slap a guys ass day May 3, 2023

National stright guys show eachother dick day

Everyday

Two straight friends show eachother there dicks

Friend 1 *pulls out dick*
Friend 2 "what the fuck dude."
Friend 1 "it's national stright guys show eachother dick day"
Friend 2 " oh ok" *pulls out dick*

by I am the real Bob the builder May 1, 2021

National Kick Guys in the Balls Day

Tired of guys slapping your ass on April 7th? Well it's your lucky day on April 10th as it is national kick guys in the balls day so hunny, kick away just if you were kicking a soccer ball

"Hey Skylar, It's national kick guys in the balls day! "

by Bluespeckle April 9, 2017

National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day

Suck that one 5'5 guy who you brought to the mall dick

"Bro its National Suck That 5'5 guys dick at the mall day and I'm 5'5 at the mall!"

violently gargles on his dick

by gayfigger November 20, 2022

Guys Answer All Questions Day

On March 10th all guys must answer all question they are asked truthfully.

Hey are you cheating on me. Its Guys Answer All Questions Day you have to tell me.

Well fuck.

by DontBeASnowflake March 5, 2021

Guys wear no shirt day

A day in which guys wear no shirt all day. Celebrated on October 15th.

When’s guys wear no shirt day.
It’s on October 15th, maybe you should start working out.

by Anomanous October 13, 2019

National Single Guys that Play Fortnite Day

National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day is a day celebrated for those who play Fortnite for a living and are single.

This holiday is celebrated every leap year on February 29th.

It is National Single Guys that Play Fortnite day tomorrow.

by theduckus February 17, 2024