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1st Malthe day

1st Malthe day.

The day we celebrate the day after Malthe Strange Wisberg's birthday. The tradition holds that one should eat bananas on the 1st Malthe day and stay up late doing exactly what pleases you.

'Nej', is a phrase used emphatically by Malthe. Saying 'nej' to what does not please one.
"Happy 1st Malthe day. I hope you will fulfill your dreams today."
by Younus Uzkürval February 10, 2022
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August 1st - National Girlfriend Day

National Girlfriend Day takes place on August 1st and is about women’s bond and friendship with eachother! Celebrate this day by talking to your girlfriend and show you love them! This can be celebrated by friendships and relationships!
Person 1: Hey It’s August 1st - National Girlfriend Day! Wanted to say I love ya and our friendship!
Person 2: Me too! Thanks for talking to me! Happy Girlfriend’s Day!
by speakingthemind August 3, 2021
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Sarah deserves it
February 1st national tell Sarah she’s beautiful and hug her day-

Sarah you are beautiful and I love you!
by Sarah Ashley Ziehm May 8, 2021
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31st-1st national horny day

The 2 days were created so anyone in the world was allowed to ask for nudes or sexual pics whenever they want aswell, it works both ways.
“Hey guess what day it is, it’s the 31st-1st national horny day, you know what that means… whip out your penis/tits”
by ErrorCreed April 29, 2022
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November 1st: Yeet/Beat Smeebs Up Day

'On November 1st, if they bully michelle you are free to yeet/beat smeebs into the sky'

If Michelle makes it out of today, they can also join in and yeet smeebs.
November 1st: Yeet/Beat Smeebs Up Day
Annoymous: 'Smeebs, it's time'
Smeebs: 'Ah shit, here we go again -Gets thrown'
by AnnoymousPokemono November 1, 2021
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November 1st National make kids day

Make kids with whoever and whatever you want on November the 1st you can do whatever you like even make kids with a lamppost it doesn't matter but today also marks national slap an inbred day so slap any insestual person you can
Jim: erm why the fuck are you snagging the lampost

Tom: its November 1st national make kids day we can do whatever we like
Jim: oh ok
by Elivas ymmij October 31, 2020
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