If you happen to live within 150 miles of Harrisonburg, Virginia and you want your
asshole to experience a thrashing sure to burn harder than the lava at Pompeii, you had best head to Dargon Palace. The Palace is a restaurant that serves Chinese food, as well as American ice cream and probably
cat if you really want to know. Many people don'
t know that Dargon Palace exists, but if you live in Virginia and ever been outside and thought "
Fuck, it really smells like ass today" chances are high that you just caught a whiff of the cooking that goes on in Dargon Palace.
Note: We are not trying to be racist about the
cat thing, we just genuinely believe that you can eat that
cat there. We aren't even trying to make a judgement.
Cat actually probably tastes alright.
Bill: Yo, I'm hungry fool. Let's eat
Joe: OK. You want a side of bloody diahrrea with your food?
Bill: Yeah, man!
Joe: Then we should be hitting up Dargon Palace!
Another example:
Will: Dude, I thought you had a
cat.
Bob: I did, but then the employees at Dargon Palace
broke in and stole it.
Will:
Shit, man. I ate there last night.