d2

a badass son of a mothers lover who drives a blue mazda

d2 usually says "thas cooon"

by commimommi July 21, 2010

D2 Boner

The kind of massive raging boner that you can only get when visiting the D2 Dining Hall at Virginia Tech. If you go to D2 and you don't have a boner then you must have a vagina.

Norm: "I have the biggest D2 boner right now! Look at all the fucking food!"

Will: "Man that Calculus test was harder than that D2 boner..."

by iheartD2 December 11, 2016

R2-D2

Only the most BAD-ASS kicker robot in history of 'a long-long time ago, in a far-far away place'. Though made out of used trash can and looks like a trash can, R2-D2 survived the whole saga like a mechanical cockroach, in a good and BAD-ASS way. The complete opposite of C-3P0's pussy attitude but they're good friends... And hey, R2 will even repair your X-Wing in combat.

C-3P0: Oh, R2 you can't be serious?

R2-D2: Poo pi piu poo piu... (Of course I'm serious you golden pussy)

by juneau666 January 5, 2010

R2-D2

The Galaxies greatest Astromech droid.

Artoo ROX!

by Cully1 July 1, 2003

R2-D2

A character from the Star Wars series of films and books, R2-D2 is an astromech or utility droid. His capsule-shaped body is equipped with a wide variety of tools for general and/or specialised repair and maintenance.

Artoo! Where are you?!
- Luke Skywalker

by Handarazuur September 14, 2005

D2

Every sinlge person is born with a fully functional D2, there have been very few recorded cases where a D2 has been under developed.

R2 is also part of the equation.... rare cases are 10% of the human body consistes..... dumbass

your sons D2 is fully developed, congratulations.

by Jim Be April 26, 2007

Pulling a D2

When you have to piss really bad but you're too lazy to get up and walk to the bathroom, so you just hold it.

The bathroom is all the way over there, so I'm pulling a D2

by charizarrrddd January 23, 2012