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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”
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I like big butts and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung,
Oh my God Becky, look at her butt
It is so big, she looks like
One of those rap guys' girlfriends
But, ya know, who understands those rap guys?
They only talk to her, because
She looks like a total prostitute, okay?
I mean, her butt, it's just so big
Uh, I can't believe it's just so round, it's like out there
I mean, uh, gross, look
She's just so, black
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T.D.R. (worst foods)

Top Six worst foods:

6: Pizza: It is actually cardboard with ketchup and plastic cheese. How they screw, I don't know.

5: Pasta Salad: If I vomited and put it on my plate, it would look more appetizing then what they cook.

4: Sloppy Joes: No need to explain

3: Hot Dogs: Recently featured on Fear Factor, they have since brought it to the AU cafe. they never cook new ones, they just reheat them day-after-day-after-day. They look fossilized and half petrified. The chef told me himself he recooked a hotdog since 1984.

2:Cereal: How they manage to fuck this up is beyond me.

1: Exotic rices: They're attempt to cook Spanish rice is a disgrace to the Latino community and has insulted recent ambassadors from Chile and Panama. They have since declared TDR the worst place to eat, on Earth. It not only tastes like plastic but it looks like crap. Don't eat unless you have a death wish.

-1: Chicken a.k.a. chainsaw chicken a.k.a what the fuck is that?: It is as hard as a jawbreaker and your jaw will get tired from chewing the first piece. It is an absolute last resort when you are starving because sometimes the salad is old and moldy.
AU student: "Hey look. Its the chicken I saw last

Wednesday in . Why is it still being served?"

AU student 2: "Because, Tommy, the chefs here lack cooking skills and serve the same food everyday."

T.D.R. (worst foods)
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D.R.T.

1.) "Dead Right There"

2.) The location of a dead body.
911 Dispatcher: Chicago Emergency, how can I help you?

Caller: Man, you'all gotta send da PO-lice.

911: What is the problem, sir?

Caller: There's a guy here that's D.R.T.

911: "D.R.T."?

Caller: Ya, Dead Right There.

911: The police will be on the way.
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D.R.T.

Dick Raking Teeth - teeth on woman so large that they rake the penis as she performs a hummer.
Man, she gave me a hummer but it hurt like hell 'cause she has some major D.R.T.s
by SgtStryker January 25, 2006
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G o o d a t f o r t n i t e

Taylor hitting the folks is g o o d a t f o r t n i t e
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d.r.t.f.v.

An Acronym meaning don't ruin the fucking vibes.
"Come on i don't think we should do this"
"Man, D.r.t.f.v.
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