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Poo cuffing

The act of accidentally smearing some feces on the cuff of your shirt whilst hastily wiping your anus after defecation.
Luke: What's that brown mark on your cuff?
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.
by Largest of Ds February 27, 2013
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Cuffing Season

Usually the colder months; i.e. fall or winter, when new relationships start and old relationships turn into engagements. The persons in said relationships are "cuffed", meaning that they no longer seek non-platonic relationships with others.
1) I have lost count of the number of friends getting engaged. Cuffing season has begun.

2) "Are you single?" "Not for long. It's cuffing season."
by catamountgirl November 9, 2014
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Hand-Cuffing

When a guy is in public with a girl he likes, and will not leave her side because he fears she will talk to other men. Usually the girl is too attractive for him, and does not reciprocate his romantic feelings, but is leading him on for a while, probably for free drinks/purses. He is definitely only a friend, but she probably has no other prospects at the time, or has just gotten out of a bad relationship and is entertaining the idea of letting this guy date her.

How to tell if a guy is hand-cuffing

1.) The girl he is with is much too attractive for him
2.) He has a worried look on his face and keeps scanning the bar/club/mall for potential threats.
3.) They never touch or kiss, he just kind of looms in her personal bubble, hoping for more attention.

If you see a guy hand-cuffing, go talk to his girl. He won't say anything; he will just stand there quietly with a slightly sour expression on his face until you are done.
Jim: Wow, did you see that girl walk in? She's gorgeous... I think I'm gonna go talk to her.

Joe: Nah bro, she's with her boyfriend. Don't you see that guy hanging all over her?

Jim: Man, he's just hand-cuffing... See how scared he looks? He has a fauxhawk, and she probably dressed him. She needs some testosterone in her life, I'm going in.
by aspartame July 20, 2009
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cuffing the carrott

Dude, I can't go out tonight. I got no money, so I'm going to stay home, dial up some porn, and I'll be cuffing the carrott.
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS November 4, 2013
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Cuffing

I'm definitely cuffing this girl this summer
by setth May 15, 2018
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Cuffing season

The time of the year where people are looking to be in a relationship.

They are then"cuffed" by a serious relationship and "cuffed" to that relationship.
Dude 1: "Bro it's cuffing season you know I'm not gonna be cheating on my girl.
Dude 2: "Well since it's cuffing season i know that i'm not gonna be sleeping alone this weekend"
by h2rv1e June 18, 2019
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Cuffing

Damn, I'm single AND it's almost December, must be cuffing season!
by TupacTheThird November 14, 2016
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